Donegal Scientist Awarded Nobel Prize for Isolating ‘Begrudgery Gene’
A Donegal scientist has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Physiology and Medicine for his work in identifying the gene responsible for begrudgery. The news was announced this morning at the Nobel Forum...
View ArticleChristians Left Disappointed as Entire Global Population Fails to Make Cut...
Armchair eschatologists were left bitterly disappointed last night after it emerged that the entire population of planet Earth had, once again, failed to make the cut for the ‘rapture’. Following...
View ArticleDonegal Education System Criticised After Local Senator Reveals Inability to...
The Donegal eduction system has come under fire after it emerged that a local senator, who was educated under the system at both primary and secondary level, was left completely unable to understand...
View ArticleCommunity Games Rocked by Doping Scandal
The upcoming 2016 Community Games has found itself mired in controversy this week after it emerged that several athletes due to take part in the competition have tested positive for drugs. Following a...
View ArticleDonegal Boxer Wins Gold in Game of Life
After a turbulent fortnight of controversy and bitter disappointment, there was finally some good news for Irish boxing this week after Donegal boxer, Jason Quigley, was awarded gold in The Game of...
View ArticleLocal Protest Group Demands Wind Farm Be Put Underground
There were turbulent scenes in Meentycat this afternoon as tens of protestors gathered to demand the local wind farm be put underground. The 72 megawatt wind farm is the largest in the country and...
View ArticleCharlie McAnalogue Finally Makes Big Switch to Charlie McDigital
It was the end of an era in Donegal today as much loved local TD, Charlie McAnalogue, finally made the big switch to Charlie McDigital at a switchover ceremony in Carndonagh this afternoon. The move...
View ArticleFalcarragh’s ‘Station Road’ to be Renamed ‘Babestation Road’
Residents of the small town of Falcarragh were given a shot in the arm today with news that British TV sex line, Babestation, are to open a base of operations on the site of the recently-demolished...
View ArticleGoats Don’t Shave to Build Wall Around Donegal, Derry to Pay For it
A traditionalist group campaigning on an isolationist platform that seeks to put Donegal first have this week renewed a promise to build a comprehensive wall around the county in order to secure its...
View ArticleNo Donegal Connection to Trump, Confirms Hand Size Expert
The people of Donegal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was established there are absolutely no ties whatsoever between Ireland’s forgotten county and the newly-elected US President, Donald...
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